The short answer is: we do whatever helps. We have the capability of creating an insane range of deliverables. Have a look around to check out our abilities in more detail. Most of all, I, Terminator the Stickman, will personally see to it that our workforce is nice to you and easy to deal with.
We know first hand that some documents are just boring... until they're not. RFQs (Requests for Qualifications), preliminary proposals, and certainly portfolio artifacts are the most important places to stand out from the crowd. Don't ever ever ever do "good enough."
Like it or not, perception rules. You have to dress for the job you want. Don't be the person that shows up armed with Microsoft Word literature. We like you too much to let that happen.
Even the largest corporations in the world advertise. In fact, they do it more and better than anyone else. That is why they are one of the largest corporations in the world.
HTML emails are high impact and very cool. They are also super finicky, archaically programmed, and really annoying to make. Lucky for you, we really like 'em!
An object in a hand gets a place on a desk. An object on a desk gets a place in a mind. A place in a mind gets a phone call or an email. Owning real estate in someone else's office is a must. Just ask the little lunch place around the corner whose menu lives under your monitor. (And then order me some cheese fries.)
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
The little paper that the government sent us says that we've been around for almost 5 years. But before that we were doing this same stuff for another four under the oppression of cubical farms. So the answer is either 5 or 9, depending on the actual question.
Sometimes, still images don't get the job done. These kids today need things blowing up! You ever try to make a picture of something blowing up? It just looks like an explosion.
That's why we've come up with a revolution in advertising. Imagine, for a moment, pictures... but they move... like life... with sound... and calliope music. Do not dare steal our idea. You're the only one we've told about this. If we end up seeing this out in the world, we'll know it was you that leaked it. (And we will kill you. With kindness. And a poison dart.)
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